The newspapers are screaming that it’s the apocalypse and the end of days,
“Society is crumbling,” the man on breakfast TV says.
The internet has gone in to complete meltdown,
The doomsday clock’s on the last minute of its countdown.
The nightly news broadcasts. ” We’re now at Def Con One,
Adding, ” if we don’t act quickly everything we love will be gone.”
Outside you can see rioters burning cars on the street,
All because now you can buy a sausage roll that has no meat.