It’s almost as if someone flicked a switch
Turning summer to autumn overnight.
Leaves dance on tree branches
Seemingly impatient to be free.
Clouds advance across the pale sky
Going from grey to black in a heartbeat.
Trainers are stored away, boots dusted off,
Umbrellas are welcomed back like old friends
Returning from a brief holiday.
Down by the lake’s shore,
Where its waters calmly lap.
Nature holds its court,
Among the green muddy banks.
Ducks waddle and dip their toes,
Trees bend and reach.
Geese strike a yoga pose,
Among the willows and beech.
Swans both big and small
Across the lake elegantly glide.
While among the rushes tall,
Nests with cygnets hide.
The lake is a place to pause,
To embrace nature’s calming effect.
A green kingdom with no flaws,
For all to stop, enjoy and reflect.
You’ve probably seen those perfect cartoon princesses,
With wardrobes full of glamorous dresses.
That fit elegantly around impossibly thin hips,
While they smile, flashing perfect white teeth and red lips.
Setting standards that are ridiculously high,
Making today’s kids aspire to what parents cannot buy.
I mean what pet shop stocks rabbits that sing?
Where can you find a cheeky snowman who does cute things?
Despite kids pleas you can’t let them live with dwarves in a shack,
Not unless you want social services on your back.
And as for meeting the prince of your dreams
They’re not nearly as common as cartoons make them seem.
So I say sod those perfect cartoon princesses,
Strangers to real life problems and stresses.
Stuck forever in an animated world that isn’t real,
Unable to change, grow or even feel.
Unable to hide away from all the laughter,
As we realise just how fake’s their happily ever after.
Hempen noose in a
tight knot binds
the unnatural blossom
to the old oak.
A foot twitches.
The lynch mob hold their breath.
Down where the wet newspapers flop,
all wrinkled like damp skin.
Among the crushed drink cans,
trundling like drunken tortoises.
In the one place angels fear to tread
but where the rest of us place our souls,
Cresting a wave of slopped beer,
bobs a delicately folded swan.
I don’t know whose skilled digits
took the rough paper of their bus ticket,
then sharply folded it
before releasing it into the wild.
All can I do is watch as the beery sea swells,
then wave the swan off on its voyage.
Continuing on my own journey,
still weary and tired but now with a smile.
I really did see an origami swan on the bus, the proof is above in the photo I took on my phone, obviously being a poet I just couldn’t let the moment pass without committing it to paper.
I’ve drunk a beer from the north, a beer from the south,
A beer so hoppy it exploded in my mouth.
I’ve drunk a beer from the east, a beer from the west,
A beer so strong it put hairs on my chest.
I’ve drunk a beer that just defied description,
Plus a beer so good it should be on prescription.
I’ve drunk a beer I saw advertised on my TV set
And a beer so new it’s got no name yet.
I’ve drunk a beer for which I just didn’t care,
Then I drunk a beer so good I’ll never share.
I love them all, I love them crazily,
I dream of them at night, then drink them all day.
But there’s just one problem I’ll let you in on son,
I’ve drunk 99 beers,but I still can’t find a perfect one.
Guess I’ll just have to drink 99 more…
Dedicated to Walsall Beer Festival where I will be heading shortly
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