The pub sign out front welcomes all to come inside
For breakfast, brunch or lunch, served anytime.
Or how about an Italian, Chinese or spicy curry
While you read the paper or watch plasma TV.
We’ve got games, books and quizzes to pass the time
Cola, milk or fruit shoots to placate your child.
We offer a generous frequent or a casual visitor discount
Use our Wi-Fi to log in and like us on our Facebook account.
Why not try a mocha, cappuccino or expresso
Or freshly brewed tea available to drink in or to go.
But there’s one thing missing from the menu
And if you ask for it the reply will go
“What’s that you want sir, oh how very weird
I’m afraid there’s never been a need for us to serve beer.”