I’m too easily influenced by the TV
For years I believed it to be true.
That Daleks lived behind sofas
Ready to catch the unwary.
I thought TV talent shows
Showcased just that.
And Nigella Lawson had
A lot of lucky ( and hungry ) friends.
Top of the Pops always showcased
The best music out there.
And if Blue Peter said it was wrong
We should always do as they said.
I should just say no
And never ever ever
Watch anything but the BBC.