On the thirteenth day of Christmas my ex true-love sent to me…


13 days of Christmas

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my ex true-love sent to me
Nothing.

Yes nothing was going to arrive today
As I mined the drive to make the postman go away
My ex true-love can’t present one more single gift
Not unless they want to be off my Christmas list.
However I did send out one gift of my own
A special letter to my ex true-loves home.
It came from my solicitor and said please desist
From sending impractical Christmas gifts.
And I finally got rid of all the birds squawking
By flogging them all via an Ebay auction.

 

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  1. Pingback: On the twelfth day of Christmas my ex true-love sent to me… | Skaggy the Poet

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