The Circle of Life.


A mouse eats the rubbish in the empty house,
A cat out of primeval instinct chases the mouse.
Then a dog out of primeval instinct chases the cat,
And the postman trips over the dog and falls flat.
So a man’s benefits late and he gives the postman a right hook,
Then he’s off to the post office to cash his benefit book.
His unwashed odour causes the staff there to gag,
So they buy lots of perfume in case he comes back.
This causes a sudden demand for perfume in the local shops,
Meaning orders go out to refill all the stock.
Japanese whalers are sent out to help fill the perfume manufacture run,
But the whales swim to colder waters at sight of the harpoon guns.
And the seals in colder waters are chased onto ice floes by whales,
Where there ambushed by fur traders with their bloody flails.
Angry animal rights protesters club the Canadian fur traders,
So intervening policeman club the animal rights ice invaders.
The Judge disciplines the policeman for taking violent measures,
After the case a high-class escort disciplines the judge for his pleasure.
But the council evict the high-class escort for running a house of ill repute,
And the house becomes empty when the council can’t find a tenant to suit.
And so a mouse eats the rubbish in the empty house,
And the cat out of primeval instinct chases the mouse.
So the circle continues.

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