Victims of a chemical attack on a local bus
Today spoke about their ordeal.
” It was terrible.”
” My eyes were on fire. ”
” I can still taste it. ”
” He simply had on to much aftershave.”
Victims said they first noticed an overbearing sweet smell,
Like a bowl of over ripe fruit.
Then the chemical attack began to coat
And even tongues.
Large doses of Starbucks coffee
Failed to dilute the poison.
Passengers were only saved
By a quick thinking lady
Who openend a packet of
Pickled onion crisps.
The accused has been bought to trial
But pleaded not guilty.
He is still in custody
Untill the smell wears off.